The 24-Hour Money Saving Rule

Before I get to the money saving part, I would like to share with you the difference a day makes when writing queries to literary agents. I wrote a simply marvelous, utterly irresistible query yesterday, and because the internet went down, I had to obey my rule: Always wait 24 hours before submitting what you write to such luminaries as literary agents (I call them luminaries because they are readers and writers with power in my life!). And they seem to get a kick out of ridiculous/desperate query letters–I’ve noticed this when reading about how NOT to write one.

Back to my stunning query. When I approached it this morning with thoughts of a bit of tweaking (mostly just to enjoy my brilliance before sharing it) it had, in a mere 24 hours, become riddled with mush. It was confusing, disjointed, wordy–headache inducing.

I hope I fixed it. Perhaps waiting yet another twenty-four hours would have been wise.

And now for the money-saving part. This is hard to write because I’d rather not tell. But I am here to help! Last night (DON’T BUY THINGS ON THE NET AFTER MIDNIGHT) while listening to a YouTube video (DON’T WATCH YOUTUBE AFTER MIDNIGHT–also perhaps another good idea) I learned about Wal-Mart Plus–they deliver! I promptly signed up ($98 dollars with just a slight movement of a finger), made an order and then learned, well no, they don’t deliver to my house.

“Oh, sigh,” as my daughter used to say when things didn’t go according to plan. You know the rest of this sad tale: If I had heeded my own 24-hour rule, and waited until today, I would have perhaps done a little research before blithely tossing $98 down the Wal-Mart hole . . . And now I get the intense enjoyment of trying to sort this out.

So, just back off. Tell your money you’re the boss of it and it doesn’t get to go flying out of your hands whenever it wants to. Tell it you’ll talk again in 24 hours.

Uncomplicating Your Writing

My daughter just made homemade bread and added herbed butter and garlic, and served it to me with love. This, Dear Reader, is REAL bread. If we compare the practically spiritual experience of deeply enjoying such bread, to consuming a piece of fluorescent white stuff baked in a factory last week, we can see that making things complicated, expensive, difficult, and FAKE is not the way.

Perhaps I could liken this to writing. When we forget about the joy of simply writing a story, and attempt jumping through the publishing world’s hoops, things can get complicated. It begins to seem as though every time we try to write a bit, there are little gremlins gnawing at our ankles. They’re growling, hissing, whispering and snidely saying the likes of: What about the meaning of your story; what if it’s all a waste of time; you know you don’t know much of anything about anything you’re writing . . . Oh, and have you forgotten about the requisite social media following?

If you’re not having fun yet, consider with me the following requirements from a writer’s conference regarding pitching a novel:

  1. Effective Hook
  2. Describe Book
    1. Title, genre, word count
    2. Protagonist/Main Characters
    3. Setting
    4. Plot
    5. Tone/Feel
  3. How is the novel unique?
  4. How does the book fit into the marketplace-research cited?
  5. Marketing Plan
    1. The size of the writer’s social media platform
    2. Blog/Website promoting book with size of following
    3. Podcast or YouTube channel, number of followers
    4. Email list/number of contacts
    5. Plan for guest posting on blogs, speaking engagements.

First problem for me: my book doesn’t neatly fit into a genre–first ankle bite. Next is I neither know nor care how it fits into the marketplace, and have no inclination to find out. I just want to write–is that so wrong?

The size of my social media platform? Uh, well, can we just skip that for now? My Blog/Website promoting the book with size of following? First off, can anyone tell me again the difference between a blog and a website, and why that matters? My e-mail list? Well, it’s pretty long, but you should know that many of those folks listed are no longer using the e-mail address I’m using.

Ah, but my plan! I do have a plan, and I think it’s a good one. And I’m sure I can get someone super famous to be my guest, and then they’ll ask me to come and speak and everyone in the HUGE crowd will buy my book.

Actually, I have no problem believing that last paragraph, and I actually do have a plan. But until the book is written, all these concerns are complications, aggravations, and creativity killers. They make me want more coffee, more Kombucha (golden pineapple perhaps, with lemon and lime wedges) and if all else fails I’ll get a Haagen Daas bar and eat it at the lake just up the road.

And then I’ll remind myself (and you Dear Reader) how absolutely pathetically impotent complaining makes us all (maybe I’ll have an absolutely pathetically impotent character in my book, and maybe someone with say clever and sarcastic things to him), and I’ll get on with the business at hand (it might be writing, or ice cream, or writing with bites of ice cream now and again.

But for the moment, here my video offering in case you want a bit more convincing and help about ignoring all the noise, confusion, and complication, and just doing a bit of writing:

Why Would a Sane Woman Write?

IMG_2408Sometimes we get stuck in our writing because we don’t know what to say.  All we know for sure is that we’re unsure.  Where the world says wait for the muse, the Word says wait for the Holy Spirit.  Though it tarries, wait for it.  Because it will surely come.

God is patient with us and we must be patient with ourselves.  Just because our fingers aren’t dancing about the keyboard doesn’t mean we’re not in writing mode.  As I sat with my children on our chilly balcony with rain pouring down just beyond our tea cups, my daughter’s words echoed my thoughts.  “I’m going to have lots of rain and storms and dreary days in my book,” she said.  Earlier as I ironed my apron and went straight to the kitchen to spill burned butter all over it, it was yet another writing prompt.  My heroine would be a closet apron ironer, to feel close to her grandmother.  Later on, I mused, I would walk in the rain with an umbrella and think of Jo March and her professor in Little Women.  And I would ponder the beauty of a book set during the Civil War in which nary a battlefield was seen.  Might such a book be considered tame by today’s standards?  Yes, but today’s readers still read it!  Is my book too tame?  No.  What’s tame about professors and umbrellas and rain and love?  What’s love got to do with it?  Everything.

Love is to the reader as rain to a thirsty land.  Just as the water I gave my plants this morning surely qualifies as a good and perfect gift, so, I reason, should be my writing –  a quenching outpouring to readers thirsty for beauty and truth and light.  God’s answer to the ugly, the deceptive, the dark.  Is such my writing?  Let’s just say I’m working on it.  I have been given a gift, a mandate, a race.  I think of my friend who runs marathons.   Like all exercise, the highest purpose of a marathon is to illustrate the similar attributes and benefits of spiritual exercise.  My friend reads about running, talks about it, buys all the right gear, hangs out with other runners, and makes practice runs.  You might say she was not really a marathon runner until she entered to race, sweated through the miles, and crossed the finish line.  We might believe we’re not writers until our books are published, but every moment of our life is part of our writing, part of the race.

The key is knowing why we’re running, why we write.  We may struggle for years with little to show for it, for two simple reasons:  First, we don’t know why we write, only that we must; and second, we’re writing for publication, rather than for the benefit of our readers.  If you write truth, it will find an audience.  So, after all this time of waiting for success, for publication, adulation and riches untold, am I suggesting we wait some more?  Yes, but with a difference:  I’m suggesting patient expectation.

Patience – when we study it in the Word – we find little was accomplished apart from it.  Patience is the undergirding of faith.  It’s what enables us to continue through that long trek between the vision and the destination.  Notice I did not say “agonizing and painful journey between vision and apocalypse.”  Yes, it has often seemed so to me, but that was my fault.  If our writing is in fact a calling, the One who calls is the One with the easy yoke and the light burden.  It’s our adding on to the burden that makes what could be a walk in the park more of a slog through a bog.

We often, in our quest to hurry the writing, make it take longer.  Alas, there are no shortcuts.  We learn to write by writing, to live by living, to love by loving.  If we will write His answer, we must adopt a sense of adventure and privilege, and know there will be a bit of work involved, including the work to develop perseverance and patience.  We are speaking for the Most High.  Let us take the time and do the work to learn His language, the language of love.

Love must be our reason for writing.  And to the questions in our readers’ hearts, that is His answer:  Love.

What does love look like?  See Rosamunde Pilcher’s Coming Home wherein a family opens their home and their hearts to a young girl practically abandoned by her parents;  see Pilgrim’s Inn, the story of a home where the wayfarer could heal; examine Georgette Heyer’s characters, seen through the eyes of an author in love – with humanity.  Read and be changed by Neville Shute’s A Town Like Alice, as a young woman changes the lives of all those around her in the direst of times, even as the man who loves her gives his all.  See Jane Eyre demonstrate her love for God as even greater than her love for Mr. Rochester.  Love ultimately looks like sacrifice working through faith.

Love was Paul’s reason for writing.  And writing.  And writing.  Love letters from Jesus, himself the conduit.  Writing, as Paul did it, is the way to say exactly what we mean to say.  We may consider and reconsider.  We may call on God’s promises to give us the words, searching deep in our hearts for that which we must voice, and finding the words to reach that listening heart.  We write for that waiting, yearning, listening heart.  In so doing we have a conversation with another beautiful soul, with a brother or sister yet unmet.  We write and we meet and we are both improved, encouraged, loved.

But what about you?  What about me?  Can we write such things?  Are we any good?  Let us scrutinize our work for one ingredient.  Laying aside concerns about writing on par with Jane Austen and C.S. Lewis, let’s look at our writing and ask the question:  Is it love?

Love says we weep over the agony of those in bondage, and when and only when the Holy Spirit makes the way and gives us the words, do we speak.  Or write. Writing before we’re sure of His wisdom, of His leading, is speaking ahead of Him.  It’s powerful, only in the wrong direction.  We can actually nullify the freedom work He is doing in an entrapped soul by getting in the middle of things.

We must be as careful of what we write as of what we speak.  Writing with love means taking our words captive and comparing them to the Words of God.  We are to be His ambassadors, deployed for battle, not the agents of Satan to turn people away from Christ.  Many Christian writers have ignored those words of Jesus Himself found in John 10:10:  The thief comes to steal, kill, and  destroy, but I have come that you might have abundant life.  Indeed, it is as though they believe Jesus is the thief, the enemy (putting cancer on your heroine to teach her a lesson – just because He turns what the enemy does to your good, doesn’t mean He is the enemy!).  Why would anyone in their right mind want to serve such a god?  Such a god is served by pagans – angry, and to be appeased and placated by works and sacrifices.  Jesus was and is the sacrifice.  We are the redeemed.  Let us say so in our writing.

People are often antagonistic to Christians because they are disappointed, disappointment leading to anger.  Never doubt they know Jesus’ commandment to us – love.  Never doubt they are watching.  Hoping.  We can all think of people who abandoned their parents’ faith.  They have thrown the baby out with the bathwater, the baby being Jesus, the bathwater filthy religion, religion being man’s sad attempt to improve on the finished work of the Cross.

When we as writers respond to the anger and antagonism of the lost, we fall right into the enemy’s trap, and lose all possibility of effectiveness.  A defensive posture is one of fear.  We are never to respond in fear.  We are to prepare with the full armor of God, and then, when He says we have something worth sharing (and our lives reflect it – i.e. don’t go giving marital advice when yours is on the rocks), we go boldly forward.  We are to be a powerful offense against Satan and for man.

Our writing, incorporating patience, faith, and love, must point to Jesus.  We don’t write based on our experience, denomination, pastor’s opinion, education, or upbringing.  If we want to have influence, we’d better be sure we’re not seeking to promote our influence, and we’d better get real.  Our writing must point to the ultimate reality – Christ Jesus.  Paul, in all his writings, never once wrote to a group of perfect Christians.  There were none.  He admitted his failings, and never forgot who he would still be, if not for Christ.  He didn’t write Paul’s answers.  He wrote God’s answer:  The Love of Jesus.